Chemical Abstracts Service
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The chemical abstracts in all their wisdom decided to give a certain Tobacco Masaic Virus the name AcetylÂserylÂtyrosylÂserylÂisoÂleucylÂthreonylÂserylÂprolylÂserylÂglutaminylÂphenylÂalanylÂvalylÂphenylÂalanylÂleucylÂserylÂserylÂvalylÂtryptophylÂalanylÂaspartylÂprolylÂisoleucylÂglutamylÂleucylÂleucylÂasparaginylÂvalylÂcysteinylÂthreonylÂserylÂserylÂleucylÂglycylÂasparaginylÂglutaminylÂphenylÂalanylÂglutaminylÂthreonylÂglutaminylÂglutaminylÂalanylÂarginylÂthreonylÂthreonylÂglutaminylÂvalylÂglutaminylÂglutaminylÂphenylÂalanylÂserylÂglutaminylÂvalylÂtryptophylÂlysylÂprolylÂphenylÂalanylÂprolylÂglutaminylÂserylÂthreonylÂvalylÂarginylÂphenylÂalanylÂprolylÂglycylÂaspartylÂvalylÂtyrosylÂlysylÂvalylÂtyrosylÂarginylÂtyrosylÂasparaginylÂalanylÂvalylÂleucylÂaspartylÂprolylÂleucylÂisoleucylÂthreonylÂalanylÂleucylÂleucylÂglycylÂthreonylÂphenylÂalanylÂaspartylÂthreonylÂarginylÂasparaginylÂarginylÂisoleucylÂisoleucylÂglutamylÂvalylÂglutamylÂasparaginylÂglutaminylÂglutaminylÂserylÂprolylÂthreonylÂthreonylÂalanylÂglutamylÂthreonylÂleucylÂaspartylÂalanylÂthreonylÂarginylÂarginylÂvalylÂaspartylÂaspartylÂalanylÂthreonylÂvalylÂalanylÂisoleucylÂarginylÂserylÂalanylÂasparaginylÂisoleucylÂasparaginylÂleucylÂvalylÂasparaginylÂglutamylÂleucylÂvalylÂarginylÂglycylÂthreonylÂglycylÂleucylÂtyrosylÂasparaginylÂglutaminylÂasparaginylÂthreonylÂphenylÂalanylÂglutamylÂserylÂmethionylÂserylÂglycylÂleucylÂvalylÂtryptophylÂthreonylÂserylÂalanylÂprolylÂalanylÂserine
This was recorded as the longest real word at 1185 characters which beats PNEUMONOÂULTRAÂMICROÂSCOPICÂSILICOÂVOLCANOÂCONIOSIS by… well a lot of characters!!
Some of the symptoms of this virus are;
- flaky skin
- nausea
- Hemorrhoids
- High temperatures
Many tests were done on the Black Crested Tufted Titmouse
(shown right) as this bird was found to be 17 times more sensitive to the virus than humans. Unfortunately no cure was found but the research continues.
You can find more about the research and breakthroughs that the Chemical Abstract Service make at http://www.cas.org
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Wow, you managed it.
Next time, 1000 words!!! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
lol of course I’m making it up. ![]()
I’m not playing that game again!! It’s too much work lol
I’d have all those symptoms show up in me, if I had to say that word even once.
Comment by Mike Dammann 10.08.05 @ 3:50 amSomeones commenting just for the sake of commenting me thinks
lol
Just kidding Mike. :p
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How can a plant virus cause haemorrhoids, Weiry? Hmmm? Methinks you are making stuff up!
Comment by McFox 10.01.05 @ 6:55 pm