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Chemical Abstracts Service
Saturday October 01st 2005, 10:49 am
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The chemical abstracts in all their wisdom decided to give a certain Tobacco Masaic Virus the name Acetyl­seryl­tyrosyl­seryl­iso­leucyl­threonyl­seryl­prolyl­seryl­glutaminyl­phenyl­alanyl­valyl­phenyl­alanyl­leucyl­seryl­seryl­valyl­tryptophyl­alanyl­aspartyl­prolyl­isoleucyl­glutamyl­leucyl­leucyl­asparaginyl­valyl­cysteinyl­threonyl­seryl­seryl­leucyl­glycyl­asparaginyl­glutaminyl­phenyl­alanyl­glutaminyl­threonyl­glutaminyl­glutaminyl­alanyl­arginyl­threonyl­threonyl­glutaminyl­valyl­glutaminyl­glutaminyl­phenyl­alanyl­seryl­glutaminyl­valyl­tryptophyl­lysyl­prolyl­phenyl­alanyl­prolyl­glutaminyl­seryl­threonyl­valyl­arginyl­phenyl­alanyl­prolyl­glycyl­aspartyl­valyl­tyrosyl­lysyl­valyl­tyrosyl­arginyl­tyrosyl­asparaginyl­alanyl­valyl­leucyl­aspartyl­prolyl­leucyl­isoleucyl­threonyl­alanyl­leucyl­leucyl­glycyl­threonyl­phenyl­alanyl­aspartyl­threonyl­arginyl­asparaginyl­arginyl­isoleucyl­isoleucyl­glutamyl­valyl­glutamyl­asparaginyl­glutaminyl­glutaminyl­seryl­prolyl­threonyl­threonyl­alanyl­glutamyl­threonyl­leucyl­aspartyl­alanyl­threonyl­arginyl­arginyl­valyl­aspartyl­aspartyl­alanyl­threonyl­valyl­alanyl­isoleucyl­arginyl­seryl­alanyl­asparaginyl­isoleucyl­asparaginyl­leucyl­valyl­asparaginyl­glutamyl­leucyl­valyl­arginyl­glycyl­threonyl­glycyl­leucyl­tyrosyl­asparaginyl­glutaminyl­asparaginyl­threonyl­phenyl­alanyl­glutamyl­seryl­methionyl­seryl­glycyl­leucyl­valyl­tryptophyl­threonyl­seryl­alanyl­prolyl­alanyl­serine

This was recorded as the longest real word at 1185 characters which beats PNEUMONO­ULTRA­MICRO­SCOPIC­SILICO­VOLCANO­CONIOSIS by… well a lot of characters!!

Some of the symptoms of this virus are;

- flaky skin
- nausea
- Hemorrhoids
- High temperatures

Many tests were done on the Black Crested Tufted Titmouse (shown right) as this bird was found to be 17 times more sensitive to the virus than humans. Unfortunately no cure was found but the research continues.

You can find more about the research and breakthroughs that the Chemical Abstract Service make at http://www.cas.org


6 Comments so far
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How can a plant virus cause haemorrhoids, Weiry? Hmmm? Methinks you are making stuff up!

Comment by McFox 10.01.05 @ 6:55 pm

Wow, you managed it.
Next time, 1000 words!!! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

Comment by Chris Andrews 10.03.05 @ 12:07 pm

Hey you got to mention the H word too ;)

Comment by Oliver 10.03.05 @ 12:13 pm

lol of course I’m making it up. ;)
I’m not playing that game again!! It’s too much work lol

Comment by Stephen Weir 10.04.05 @ 7:30 pm

I’d have all those symptoms show up in me, if I had to say that word even once.

Comment by Mike Dammann 10.08.05 @ 3:50 am

Someones commenting just for the sake of commenting me thinks ;-) lol

Just kidding Mike. :p

Comment by Stephen Weir 10.10.05 @ 5:10 pm



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